Looks like the undead have risen again. A recent post on eatbrains.com details out a plan to corner all the zombies in San Francisco via some sort of radio telepathy into the downtown area. This is all happening this coming Saturday August 16th at exactly 2:05 PM on the dot. If you want more information about how to stay safe and the location of the zombies so you can relocate to higher ground, be sure to hit up their mailing list. I’ve been getting their emails for a number of years now and it’s kept my brains intact.
Also due to the advent of technology, some of the zombie wranglers are going to employ the use of Twitter to send out alerts to those who want them about the location and whereabouts of the zombie mob live. This’ll give you the edge on where not to be, much in the same way Twitter was used during the Beijing Olympic torch protests.
Lock your doors and hide your children.
